You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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