maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize