idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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