do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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