forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
BRING THE BAGELS
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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