Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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