This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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