Do vagina's smell?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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