Pants 0. Shit 1.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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