What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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