Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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