is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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