bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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