You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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