I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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