What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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