Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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