so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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