Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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