He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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