i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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