he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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