these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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