Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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