just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This baby is an asshole
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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