There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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