omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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