it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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