i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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