it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You're a waste of cheezeits
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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