Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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