Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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