It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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