I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
How naked do you want me to be?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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