Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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