the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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