You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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