O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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