Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize