I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
