and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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