I wish I only lived at night.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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