No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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