like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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