let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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