i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Drake has all the answers
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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