My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
As shirtless as possible
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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