he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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