I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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