I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
