that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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