ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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