i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she peed on how many people?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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