I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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